Khrushchev in love


Kant has neither.
May 12, 2008, 4:36 pm
Filed under: Kant, philosophy

Quoted in April Wilson’s German Quickly:

According to April Wilson, according to Heinrich Heine: “Die Lebensgeschichte Immanuel Kants ist schwere zu beschreiben.  Denn er hatte weder Leben noch Geschichte.”

According to me, according to April Wilson, according to Heinrich Heine: “The life story of Immaneul Kant is difficult to describe.  This is because he had neither life nor story.”



Medieval fisting, medieval fasting.
May 9, 2008, 1:27 am
Filed under: Foucault, Russia, fisting, queer

According to Sex and Society in the World of the Orthodox Slavs, “If a man inserted his finger, hand, or foot into his wife’s vagina, he was to undergo a penance of three weeks of fasting.  A similar penance was mandated if he used a piece of clothing.”  Foucault’s corpse so just popped a boner.



Magic breast reductions.
May 2, 2008, 9:24 pm
Filed under: Russia, feminism

According to The Bathhouse at Midnight, women in Russia at one time used water that had been used to wash a corpse in a ritual to reduce the size of their breasts.  Gross, maybe, but undoubtedly less invasive than breast reduction surgery.